Darelle Oliver – Studio66 TV

Darelle introducing the Studio66 early morning show on 2nd September 2017.


 
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Rip Van Poltis
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Fantastic viewing experience.

Simon Cowell
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For the ultimate experience, I have now assembled an experiences company. To find out more, join me on webcam tonight.

Wayne Chavness
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Sounds interesting. What type of experiences do you offer?

Simon Cowell
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Please listen darling. You have to join me on webcam to find out.

Calum Fossil
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It’s just paddling from Stratford to Warwick Castle on an inflatable boat, while listening to failed talent contest entrants singing medieval ballads to a karaoke machine with 56,000 tunes on it.

Simon Cowell
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NOT true. Anyone who wants the truth will need to join me on webcam.

Calum Fossil
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It is true.

Dick Splash
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No, he’s right – it’s not true. The karaoke box actually has 64,000 tunes on it.

Simon Cowell
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There is no “karaoke box”. I am a professional producer. I do not need a “karaoke box”.

Calum Fossil
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A professional producer of karaoke.

Simon Cowell
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My records are NOT “karaoke”. How can they be karaoke when they have a singer on them?

Calum Fossil
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You reinvented karaoke to make it super-convenient. So convenient that people no longer had to sing it themselves. Another singer had already sung it for them. When Momofuku Ando introduced a new type of noodles that did not have to be cooked, people did not say: “Okay, we don’t have to cook these noodles, so they are no longer noodles.” They called them instant noodles, because they are still noodles. You produce instant karaoke. It is more convenient than ordinary karaoke, because it comes pre-sung. But it is still karakoe.

Simon Cowell
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My cam session starts at 8pm.

Superteeth
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What are your levels?

Simon Cowell
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